The Perpetually Stressed Failure of Aadhirisian Puppet Nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rejected Queen Kai with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.214 billion Rejected Aadhirisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rejected Jericho. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aadhirisian Puppet Nationian economy, worth 23.6 trillion StarDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,415 StarDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, tourists visit Aadhirisian Puppet Nation to mass-moon Aadhirisian Puppet Nationian politicians, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aadhirisian Puppet Nation's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rejected Noxismos.

Aadhirisian Puppet Nation is ranked 62,781^st in the world and 1,316^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring 46.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.