Population | 7.52 billion |
Capital | Pebble of the Pygmy Sloth |
Leader | the Small-Rock-Off-Maowi-ese |
Currency | toenail |
Animal | sloth |
The Lonely Island of A Small Rock Off Maowi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Small-Rock-Off-Maowi-ese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.52 billion Small-Rock-Off-Maowi-ese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pebble of the Pygmy Sloth. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Small-Rock-Off-Maowi-ese economy, worth 212 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports and Book Publishing. Average income is 28,287 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Small Rock Off Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
A Small Rock Off Maowi is ranked 66,461st in the world and 68th in South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 725.27771637752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : A Small Rock Off Maowi lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.