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By Executive Order of Bran
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,886thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,609thMost Devout: 18,827th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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A Newly Born Kraken

Population3.518 billion

CurrencyKraken Eye
AnimalKraken

The Republic of A Newly Born Kraken is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 3.518 billion Newly Born Krakenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The powerhouse Newly Born Krakenian economy, worth 311 trillion Kraken Eyes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,587 Kraken Eyes, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, the internet has been placed under government control, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Newly Born Kraken's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

A Newly Born Kraken is ranked 138,555th in the world and 23rd in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 87.96520759112 days.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,886thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,609thTop
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Most Devout: 18,827thBest Weather: 22,445thSafest: 23,632nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, cities in A Newly Born Kraken declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.

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