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Pray for salvation Our Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,293rdMost Devout: 1,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,068th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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A Holy land

Population9.199 billion

CapitalThe Holy City
LeaderOur Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord

Currencyprayers
Animaldove

The Theocracy of A Holy land is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.199 billion Holy landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Holy landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion prayers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,131 prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Holy land's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

A Holy land is ranked 291,161st in the world and 10,225th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 2.75383157088 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,293rdMost Devout: 1,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,068thMost Primitive: 2,140thTop
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Most Armed: 3,957thLargest Black Market: 4,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,048thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,669thMost Authoritarian: 5,684thMost Conservative: 6,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,137thMost Patriotic: 7,461stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,964thBest Weather: 12,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,586thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,992ndLargest Governments: 22,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,809thLowest Crime Rates: 25,716thHighest Economic Output: 27,355thMost Extreme: 29,714th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 186th in the regionMost Conservative: 194th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 256th in the regionMost Extreme: 299th in the regionMost Armed: 320th in the regionLargest Black Market: 337th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 374th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 573rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 643rd in the regionBest Weather: 736th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 751st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 764th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 872nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 883rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 910th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 998th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A Holy land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : A Holy land's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in A Holy land, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
  • : Following new legislation in A Holy land, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in A Holy land, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : A Holy land was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : A Holy land ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : A Holy land's influence in Lazarus rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : A Holy land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in A Holy land, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.

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