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No Hobbo but a Gobbo! Greater Gobbo
Most Primitive: 371stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,165thHighest Crime Rates: 2,338th
The Underground Society of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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A Gobbo

Population16.054 billion

CapitalUnderdark
LeaderGreater Gobbo
FaithDark-Ones-Teachings

Currencymoney money money
AnimalHapa Hapa Fish

The Underground Society of A Gobbo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Greater Gobbo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.054 billion Gobbos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underdark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Gobbish economy, worth 733 trillion money money monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,672 money money monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,031 per year while the poor average 7,927, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.

Sausages are seldomly seen in the supermarket, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. A Gobbo's national animal is the Hapa Hapa Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dark-Ones-Teachings.

A Gobbo is ranked 117,430th in the world and 2nd in The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop for Most Stationary, with 313.44426467332 days.

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Most Primitive: 371stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,165thHighest Crime Rates: 2,338thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,119thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,455thMost Avoided: 9,884thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,561stLargest Retail Industry: 14,316thTop
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Most Devout: 22,382ndLargest Populations: 23,809thMost Cultured: 24,635thLargest Black Market: 29,169th

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