The Rick of A full commitments is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.393 billion full commitmentsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient full commitmentsian economy, worth 712 trillion Ricks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,082 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and Rick Astley is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A full commitments's national animal is the Rick, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A full commitments is ranked 332,576^th in the world and 690^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Cultured, scoring 31 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.