Population | 5.339 billion |
Capital | Conval |
Currency | Petal |
Animal | Deer |
The Quiet Relaxation of A Forest Clearing is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.339 billion Fauns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conval. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Faunan economy, worth 179 trillion Petals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,556 Petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and the nation's spies are always on break time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Forest Clearing's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
A Forest Clearing is ranked 220,687th in the world and 61st in Fukuoka for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Forest Clearing lodged a message on the Fukuoka Regional Message Board.
- : A Forest Clearing's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : A Forest Clearing's influence in Fukuoka fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : A Forest Clearing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : A Forest Clearing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : A Forest Clearing's influence in Fukuoka fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : A Forest Clearing's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : A Forest Clearing's influence in Fukuoka fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : A Forest Clearing's influence in Fukuoka rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : A Forest Clearing's influence in Fukuoka fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".