The Holy Empire of A crazy person 13 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.671 billion crazy person 13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient crazy person 13ian economy, worth 103 trillion cats a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,887 cats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A crazy person 13's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A crazy person 13 is ranked 304,697^th in the world and 874^th in Celiane for Nudest, with 12.25 cheeks per square mile.