Population | 9.774 billion |
Currency | skull |
Animal | dragon |
The Balrog of A Balrog is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.774 billion balrogs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.
The large but underdeveloped balrog economy, worth 300 trillion skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 30,711 skulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation is compulsory, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Balrog's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
A Balrog is ranked 58,870th in the world and 2,212th in Suspicious for Most Stationary, with 779.21149435988 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Balrog's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : A Balrog was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : A Balrog was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : A Balrog was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : A Balrog was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : A Balrog's influence in Suspicious fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : A Balrog's influence in Suspicious rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : A Balrog applied to join the World Assembly.
- : A Balrog was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : A Balrog was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.