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Everyone expects the Varanian Inquisition
Largest Retail Industry: 3,802ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,774thMost Devout: 8,304th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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A 32 Page Thesis

Population3.862 billion

CurrencySouls of Natives
AnimalQuestion Mark

The Republic of A 32 Page Thesis is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.862 billion 32 Page Thesisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 32 Page Thesisian economy, worth 574 trillion Soulss of Natives a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,846 Soulss of Natives, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A 32 Page Thesis's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A 32 Page Thesis is ranked 123,470th in the world and 538th in Eye for Most Extreme, scoring 21.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 3,802ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,774thMost Devout: 8,304thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,405thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,774thNudest: 14,680thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,936thMost Developed: 17,447thLargest Mining Sector: 18,343rdLargest Governments: 19,434thMost Efficient Economies: 20,041stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,520thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,709thLargest Black Market: 23,869thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,657thHighest Average Incomes: 25,105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31,523rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A 32 Page Thesis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : A 32 Page Thesis's influence in Eye fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, one can walk from one side of A 32 Page Thesis City to the other without setting foot on 32 Page Thesisian soil.
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
  • : Following new legislation in A 32 Page Thesis, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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