The Republic of A 32 Page Thesis is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.862 billion 32 Page Thesisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 32 Page Thesisian economy, worth 574 trillion Soulss of Natives a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 148,846 Soulss of Natives, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A 32 Page Thesis's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A 32 Page Thesis is ranked 123,470^th in the world and 538^th in Eye for Most Extreme, scoring 21.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.