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Rudest Citizens: 3,726thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,518thMost Armed: 5,513th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Very Good
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Frightening
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9 Cobras

Population1.333 billion

CapitalVenom
LeaderArbok

Currencynoodle
Animalking cobra

The Kingdom of 9 Cobras is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arbok with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.333 billion snakes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 9 Cobrasian economy, worth 204 trillion noodles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,050 noodles, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime is moderate. 9 Cobras's national animal is the king cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

9 Cobras is ranked 323,262nd in the world and 18th in Quarry Bay for Nicest Citizens, with 0.53 average smiles per day.

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Rudest Citizens: 3,726thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,518thMost Armed: 5,513thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,637thFattest Citizens: 6,722ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,731stMost Avoided: 9,196thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,519thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,602ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,534thLargest Mining Sector: 13,200thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,358thMost Secular: 18,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,936thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,354thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,638thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,218thMost Efficient Economies: 21,350thHighest Average Incomes: 23,927thMost Cultured: 25,283rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,556thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32,761st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 9 Cobras was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows.
  • : Following new legislation in 9 Cobras, Arbok's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

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