The Join Lily of 96th Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.935 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 429 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,992 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 96th Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

96th Catgirl Division is ranked 151,645^th in the world and 3,360^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.9 law-abiding acts per hour.