The Republic of 90082 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.241 billion 90082ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.
The frighteningly efficient 90082ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,135 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90082's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
90082 is ranked 20,759th in the world and 49th in Home Sweet 9003 for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 79.75 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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90082 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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90082, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
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90082, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
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90082, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
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90082 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
90082, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
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90082, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
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90082 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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90082, 90082ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
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90082, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.