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9003 was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 311
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122ndMost Avoided: 130th
The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population20.939 billion

LeaderThe Zombie Goblin

Currency𓆏 𓆏 𓆏

The لماذا سمحوا لي أن أفعل هذا 𒆙 of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Zombie Goblin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.939 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 6,118 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 292,189 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,803,272 per year while the poor average 20,545, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Baiting is a national sport, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 7,041st in the world and 378th in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.17 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122ndMost Avoided: 130thFattest Citizens: 144thLargest Mining Sector: 239thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 257thMost Corrupt Governments: 273rdMost Armed: 309thMost Ignorant Citizens: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 504thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 697thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 719thHighest Crime Rates: 727thHighest Disposable Incomes: 729thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 841stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 946thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,022ndMost Primitive: 1,380thHighest Economic Output: 1,761stLargest Retail Industry: 2,018thHighest Average Incomes: 2,502ndMost Devout: 2,592ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,944thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,508thLargest Black Market: 4,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,041stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,216thNudest: 8,098thLargest Populations: 8,738thMost Influential: 12,818thTop
Largest Governments: 15,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,086thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,743rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rd in the regionMost Primitive: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Populations: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 164th in the regionNudest: 227th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 370th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 471st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 772nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 796th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 983rd in the region

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