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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 158thLargest Mining Sector: 225th
The Nation formally by the name of
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Population16.301 billion

LeaderThe Great Goblin

Currencygold bar

The Nation formally by the name of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Goblin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.301 billion public filth are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 4,700 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 288,380 gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,887,734 per year while the poor average 17,312, a ratio of 109 to 1.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, many are questioning The Great Goblin wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Slave to the man military, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 182,811th in the world and 9,130th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -67 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 8thMost Avoided: 158thLargest Mining Sector: 225thMost Corrupt Governments: 228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257thFattest Citizens: 275thMost Ignorant Citizens: 384thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 496thLargest Insurance Industry: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 654thMost Armed: 690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 700thHighest Disposable Incomes: 777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 803rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,530thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,551stTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,903rdMost Devout: 1,981stHighest Average Incomes: 2,179thLargest Retail Industry: 2,320thRudest Citizens: 2,324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,994thLargest Black Market: 3,303rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,631stMost Influential: 4,635thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,149thNudest: 5,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,019thTop
Largest Populations: 9,603rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,080thLargest Governments: 12,670thMost Primitive: 13,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,322nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 112th in the regionRudest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionNudest: 207th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 330th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Governments: 599th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 719th in the regionMost Primitive: 776th in the region

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