The of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.37 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth an astonishing 10,238 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 388,272 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,712,664 per year while the poor average 55,160, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

The best defense is a good fence, people are turning themselves into worm food, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to 9003. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.

9003 is ranked 712^th in the world and 17^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 17,720.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.