The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.44 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 522 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 214,083 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 22,228^th in the world and 1,214^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,284.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.