The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.895 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 668 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,763 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, 5 kingdoms of Britannia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 5,183^rd in the world and 308^th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 37,742.39 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.