The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.626 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 324 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 199,267 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 115,356^th in the world and 5,682^nd in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.66 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.