The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 kingdoms of Britannia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Edward VII with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.012 billion Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Proper. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 246,420 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,685 per year while the poor average 57,484, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

The government seizes all major gold finds, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 5 kingdoms of Britannia's national animal is the Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

5 kingdoms of Britannia is ranked 579^th in the world and 141^st in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 143,336 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.