The Oppressed Peoples of 5986 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 530 million Fifty nines are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant 5986ian economy, worth 8.86 trillion Moneis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,725 Moneis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5986's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

5986 is ranked 275,761^st in the world and 5,042^nd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 581.57 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.