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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,989thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,411th
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500th in the region

Population3.424 billion

Currencyyayayaya
Animalwoooo

The Republic of 500th in the region is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.424 billion 500th in the regionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 500th in the regionian economy, worth 350 trillion yayayayas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,239 yayayayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 500th in the region's national animal is the woooo.

500th in the region is ranked 85,561st in the world and 267th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,511.62 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,989thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,411thMost Devout: 31,186th
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Most Income Equality: 31st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 500th in the region was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in 500th in the region, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward.
  • : 500th in the region was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in 500th in the region, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in 500th in the region, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • : 500th in the region was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in 500th in the region, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in 500th in the region, livestock mutilations are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in 500th in the region, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in 500th in the region, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.

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