The Republic of 2noah is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.578 billion 2noahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 2noahian economy, worth 429 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,066 second best currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2noah's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

2noah is ranked 18,199^th in the world and 1,856^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.