The Republic of 2hoan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.579 billion 2hoanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 2hoanian economy, worth 384 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,492 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

2hoanian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, pet owners exercise their twoes at a snail's pace or risk prosecution, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making 2hoanians any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2hoan's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

2hoan is ranked 16,703^rd in the world and 1,667^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 99 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.