The Republic of 2hnoa is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.35 billion 2hnoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 2hnoan economy, worth 406 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 121,243 second best currencies, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Equality looks curiously unequal, chocolate in 2hnoa has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, love means always having to say you're sorry, and motorbike jousters live young and die fast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2hnoa's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

2hnoa is ranked 40,522^nd in the world and 2,427^th in Two for Highest Average Incomes, with 121,243.89 Standard Monetary Units.