Population | 3.309 billion |
Currency | second best currency |
Animal | two |
The Republic of 2hnao is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.309 billion 2hnaoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 2hnaoan economy, worth 401 trillion second best currencies a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,241 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, millions of second best currencies have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Two Disease, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2hnao's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
2hnao is ranked 123,307th in the world and 373rd in Two for Most Extreme, scoring 21.35 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 2hnao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, millions of second best currencies have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Two Disease.
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
- : Following new legislation in 2hnao, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : 2hnao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Valuable International Artwork.