The Republic of 2haon is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.366 billion 2haonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 2haonian economy, worth 394 trillion second best currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 117,084 second best currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, polite commuters on the 2haon City Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and nations that kill a 2haonian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2haon's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

2haon is ranked 160,569^th in the world and 2,604^th in Two for Most Authoritarian, with 659.72 milliStalins.