The Republic of 2aonh is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.326 billion 2aonhians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 2aonhian economy, worth 397 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,375 second best currencies, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2aonh's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

2aonh is ranked 41,954^th in the world and 2,465^th in Two for Highest Average Incomes, with 119,375.3 Standard Monetary Units.