The Republic of 2aohn is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.329 billion 2aohnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.
The frighteningly efficient 2aohnian economy, worth 389 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,051 second best currencies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,131 per year while the poor average 27,176, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.
Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, the Great 2aohnian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2aohn's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
2aohn is ranked 88,616th in the world and 1,403rd in Two for Most Authoritarian, with 1,024.81 milliStalins.
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- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, the Great 2aohnian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, 2aohnian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
- : Following new legislation in 2aohn, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
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