Population | 3.342 billion |
Currency | second best currency |
Animal | two |
The Republic of 2anoh is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.342 billion 2anohians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 2anohian economy, worth 419 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,488 second best currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2anoh's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
2anoh is ranked 86,348th in the world and 1,328th in Two for Most Authoritarian, with 1,062.06 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 2anoh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, playing card suits are sold separately.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
- : Following new legislation in 2anoh, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.