The Republic of 2ahon is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.321 billion 2ahonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 2ahonian economy, worth 354 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,606 second best currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, and carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2ahon's national animal is the two, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

2ahon is ranked 52,569^th in the world and 2,601^st in Two for Highest Average Incomes, with 106,607 Standard Monetary Units.