The Republic of 2ahno is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.377 billion 2ahnoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 2ahnoan economy, worth 373 trillion second best currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,712 second best currencies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2ahno's national animal is the two, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

2ahno is ranked 67,835^th in the world and 766^th in Two for Most Authoritarian, with 1,392.49 milliStalins.