The Electricity Guzzler of 12 AAA Batteries is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Soggy Car with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.08 billion Silly Cars enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat Tree. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The 12 AAA Batteriesian economy, worth 123 trillion Cat Treats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,478 Cat Treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is under the thumb of countless special interests, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 12 AAA Batteries's national animal is the Blawg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sillyism.

12 AAA Batteries is ranked 54,166^th in the world and 377^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 102.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.