Population | 7.912 billion |
Capital | vmlinuz |
Currency | byte |
Animal | RAM |
The Slash Attack of 0x2f is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.912 billion 0x2fians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of vmlinuz. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse 0x2fian economy, worth 553 trillion bytes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,939 bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0x2f's national animal is the RAM.
0x2f is ranked 30,358th in the world and 50th in Bytes for Most Stationary, with 1,336.35538084312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Devout.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : 0x2f was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.