Population | 7.187 billion |
Capital | Bikini Bottom |
Leader | Patrick Star |
Faith | Cult of Laziness |
Currency | $ Sand Dollar |
Animal | Starfish |
The Cashier and Waiter of -Patrick Star- is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Patrick Star with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.187 billion Starians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.
The frighteningly efficient PatStalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion $ Sand Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,106 $ Sand Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,461,479 per year while the poor average 2,069, a ratio of 706 to 1.
Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, nude art is becoming wildly popular, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Starfish and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. -Patrick Star-'s national animal is the Starfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Laziness.
-Patrick Star- is ranked 325,621st in the world and 10th in Indonesia Nusantara for Nicest Citizens, with 0.46 average smiles per day.
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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-Patrick Star- changed its national nation type to "Cashier and Waiter".
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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-Patrick Star-'s influence in Indonesia Nusantara rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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-Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.