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Life isn't fair, pal. Get used to it. Patrick Star
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 505thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,350thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,488th
The Cashier and Waiter of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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-Patrick Star-

Population7.187 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom
LeaderPatrick Star
FaithCult of Laziness

Currency$ Sand Dollar
AnimalStarfish

The Cashier and Waiter of -Patrick Star- is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Patrick Star with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.187 billion Starians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient PatStalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion $ Sand Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,106 $ Sand Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,461,479 per year while the poor average 2,069, a ratio of 706 to 1.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, nude art is becoming wildly popular, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Starfish and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. -Patrick Star-'s national animal is the Starfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Laziness.

-Patrick Star- is ranked 325,621st in the world and 10th in Indonesia Nusantara for Nicest Citizens, with 0.46 average smiles per day.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 505thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,350thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,488thHighest Crime Rates: 1,637thFattest Citizens: 1,719thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,901stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,067thNudest: 2,236thMost Avoided: 2,750thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,906thMost Armed: 3,035thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,523rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,044thLargest Retail Industry: 7,979thLargest Mining Sector: 9,377thRudest Citizens: 10,451stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,525thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,301stMost Secular: 13,647thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,921stTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 18,738thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,688thHighest Average Incomes: 20,875thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,312thMost Efficient Economies: 21,833rdMost Pro-Market: 27,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,554thHighest Economic Output: 31,063rd
Top
10%
Nudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : -Patrick Star- changed its national nation type to "Cashier and Waiter".
  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : -Patrick Star-'s influence in Indonesia Nusantara rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : -Patrick Star- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

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