The Revolutionary Government of -Las Islas Filipinas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Zuleika Suarez Torrenegra with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.484 billion Filipinos enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 624 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,375 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, President Zuleika Suarez Torrenegra's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Las Islas Filipinas's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

-Las Islas Filipinas is ranked 33,298^th in the world and 5^th in League of States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.82 law-abiding acts per hour.