School Class Nation
Most Authoritarian: 28,407th
The Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population504 million

AnimalPacific spiny lumpsucker

The Colony of -Larry- is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 504 million -Larry-ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped -Larry-ian economy, worth 18.1 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,965 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, and the industries of -Larry- are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Larry-'s national animal is the Pacific spiny lumpsucker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Larry- is ranked 58,223rd in the world and 11th in Gates Law 2022 for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Authoritarian: 28,407th
Most Inclusive: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, the industries of -Larry- are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally.
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : -Larry-'s influence in Gates Law 2022 rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in -Larry-, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.


World Assembly

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