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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,543rdLargest Populations: 4,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,886th
The Once and Future Unicorn of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Population27.398 billion



The Once and Future Unicorn of -Kanaia- is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 27.398 billion Kanaiaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Returnia. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The -Kanaia-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion Adrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,799 Adrians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Returnia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Kanaia-'s national animal is the Oliphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kanaism.

-Kanaia- is ranked 119,875th in the world and 6,054th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,543rdLargest Populations: 4,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,886thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,067thHighest Economic Output: 14,886thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,370thSafest: 17,761stLargest Governments: 24,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,848thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 30,280th
Largest Populations: 112th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 365th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 535th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 619th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 634th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 703rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 853rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 933rd in the regionSafest: 1,012th in the region

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