The Loving Couple of -For TheFuture is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mirror Ghost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.466 billion -For TheFutureans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirror. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient -For TheFuturean economy, worth 298 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,137 snails, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,695 per year while the poor average 8,324, a ratio of 55.7 to 1.

It's scientifically provable that -For TheFuturean guys don't know how to make a woman happy, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the new biography of Mirror Ghost is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", and thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -For TheFuture's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

-For TheFuture is ranked 159,254^th in the world and 3^rd in Trade Market for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,608.28 Standard Monetary Units.