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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,111thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,570th
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Population463 million



The Empire of -Confusionland- is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 463 million Confusionlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluelessburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The frighteningly efficient -Confusionland-ian economy, worth 52.6 trillion Huhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,517 Huhs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 845,690 per year while the poor average 4,480, a ratio of 188 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Platypus Sea, a soldier's body is a temple, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, and Leader's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -Confusionland-'s national animal is the Platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

-Confusionland- is ranked 4,135th in the world and 3rd in The West Pole for Most Avoided, scoring 526.01 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,153rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,111thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,570thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,865thLargest Retail Industry: 3,271stFattest Citizens: 4,058thMost Avoided: 4,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,453rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,335thMost Efficient Economies: 8,564thTop
Most Armed: 9,414thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,159thHighest Crime Rates: 12,058thMost Pro-Market: 12,862ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,175thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,079thMost Conservative: 16,665th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the region

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