NATION

PASSWORD

COBRAAAAAAAA!
Most Conservative: 13,217thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,698thLargest Mining Sector: 17,225th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards

-Cobra

Population281 million

Currencycobra coin
Animalcobra

The Dictatorship of -Cobra is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 281 million Cobra citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The strong Cobra economy, worth 15.0 trillion cobra coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,290 cobra coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,362 per year while the poor average 13,938, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Cobra's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Cobra is ranked 262,647th in the world and 7th in Altmora for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Conservative: 13,217thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,698thLargest Mining Sector: 17,225thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,272ndMost Patriotic: 26,505th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Cobra's influence in Altmora rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending.
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : -Cobra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in -Cobra, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.

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