The Republic of -bridget- is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 4.947 billion -bridget-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The -bridget-ian economy, worth 228 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,194 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -bridget-'s national animal is the squirrel.

-bridget- is ranked 180,801^st in the world and 4,020^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 610.35 milliStalins.