Population | 28.441 billion |
Capital | Kandarin |
Leader | Frattastan |
Currency | 29 |
Animal | 29 |
The 29 of ----------------------------- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Frattastan with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.441 billion -----------------------------ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kandarin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.
The frighteningly efficient -----------------------------ian economy, worth a remarkable 6,050 trillion 29s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,728 29s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 731,072 per year while the poor average 45,391, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.
A formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -----------------------------'s national animal is the 29, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
----------------------------- is ranked 76,919th in the world and 1,490th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 1,218.33 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, enemy governments seem especially interested in -----------------------------'s election cycle.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in -----------------------------, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.