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<HAPPENINGS><EVENT id="344881899">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758648</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@-p-57@@, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881898">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758648</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swearer@@, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881897">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758647</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@alans_land@@, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881896">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758647</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5537@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881895">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758647</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@obruytho@@, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881894">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758647</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5155@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881893">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758646</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@haiuna@@, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881892">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758645</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@america1234567@@, billions are being spent towards constructing the &quot;Great Barrier Reef of America1234567&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881891">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758645</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@arkantai@@, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881890">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758644</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swearer@@, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881889">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758643</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@lesathra@@, punitive tariffs protect local industry.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881888">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758642</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@hamburger_coast@@, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881887">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758642</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@-p-57@@, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881886">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758641</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swearer@@, the new foreign policy is &quot;why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881885">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758638</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@trajonia@@, surveillance cameras are banned.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881884">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758638</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@zkraim@@, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881883">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758637</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5536@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881882">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758636</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@sortv@@, the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881881">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758636</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@redvale@@, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881880">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758636</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@kingdom_of_veridia@@, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881879">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758636</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@-p-57@@, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881878">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758636</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@himalaya_republikk@@ altered its national flag.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881877">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758636</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swearer@@, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to &quot;competent care&quot; are a common sight on Cricket Swearerian roads.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881876">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758636</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5154@@ was refounded in %%lazarus%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881875">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758628</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5535@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881874">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758627</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@honeymoon_avenue@@ lodged <a href="/region=the_north_pacific/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62162383#p62162383">a message</a> on the %%the_north_pacific%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881873">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758627</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@glitchikhstan@@, the military has gone fission for more funding.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881872">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758627</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@inner_albania@@ lodged <a href="/region=the_south_pacific/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62162382#p62162382">a message</a> on the %%the_south_pacific%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881871">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758627</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@-p-56@@, EULAs remind customers that &quot;Private Mode&quot; is a browser setting rather than a promise.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881870">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758627</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@levantine_peoples_republics@@, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881869">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758626</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@lesathra@@, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881868">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758624</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@woreate@@, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881867">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758622</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@ashriva@@, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881866">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758619</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5534@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881865">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758619</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5153@@ was refounded in %%balder%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881864">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758614</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@viltrum_1@@, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Viltrum 1 with trees.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881863">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758613</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@lesathra@@, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881862">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758613</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@tommys_europe@@, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881861">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758610</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5533@@ was refounded in %%lazarus%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881860">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758609</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@yamitt@@ suppressed a post on the %%concord%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881859">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758609</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5152@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881858">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758607</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@leper_sfbat@@, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881857">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758607</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@alans_land@@, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881856">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758606</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@mountain_roamers@@, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for &quot;Meal Requiring Enemas&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881855">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758606</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@of_the_golden_plains@@, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881854">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758605</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@sca_popia@@, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881853">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758600</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5532@@ was refounded in %%balder%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881852">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758599</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@celliwig@@ endorsed @@salzau@@.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881851">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758599</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@aidenfieeld@@ suppressed a post on the %%the_south_pacific%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881850">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758598</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5151@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881849">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758598</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swatter@@, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881848">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758596</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@aidenfieeld@@ suppressed a post on the %%the_south_pacific%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881847">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758592</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@righteous_lazarus@@, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881846">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758592</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@xink38@@, no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881845">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758591</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swatter@@, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881844">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758591</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5531@@ was refounded in %%lazarus%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881843">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758590</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5150@@ was refounded in %%balder%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881842">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758590</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@bacino@@, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881841">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758589</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@celliwig@@ endorsed @@holy_souru@@.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881840">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758586</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swatter@@, Blackacrean security services are wondering why Leader is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881839">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758586</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@cricket_swatter@@ was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881838">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758585</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@sortv@@, Chancellor Valorum is called 'Patches' at international summits.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881837">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758584</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@da_yin@@ lodged <a href="/region=the_umns/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62162381#p62162381">a message</a> on the %%the_umns%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881836">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758583</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@magna-parva@@, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881835">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758582</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swatter@@, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881834">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758582</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@cricket_swatter@@ was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881833">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758581</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@iija@@, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881832">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758581</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@xink37@@, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881831">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758581</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@anastazistan@@ password-protected %%the_horizons_conglomerate%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881830">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758579</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_swatter@@, it is popularly believed that &quot;cheese every day keeps disaster away&quot;.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881829">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758577</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@a_playstation_dreamscape@@ lodged <a href="/region=christians/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62162380#p62162380">a message</a> on the %%christians%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881828">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758574</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@greater_australia@@ changed its national faith to "Cult of the Supreme Leader", its leader to "Supreme Leader", and its motto to "There is no God but Supreme Leader".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881827">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758571</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@munsia-srivijaya@@, colonial subjects have Munsia-Srivijayan culture shoved down their throats.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881826">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758570</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@al-muqadiyyah@@, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881825">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758570</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@c_o_r_v_u_s@@, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881824">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758569</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@muspelgard@@ voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal &quot;Access to Life-Saving Drugs&quot;".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881823">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758567</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_slapper@@, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Cricket Slapper.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881822">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758566</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@sca_popia@@, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881821">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758565</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@c_o_r_v_u_s@@, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881820">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758565</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@gunouternial@@, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881819">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758564</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_slapper@@, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881818">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758563</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@arnicia@@, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881817">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758563</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5149@@ was refounded in %%balder%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881816">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758562</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@womble_5530@@ was refounded in %%osiris%%.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881815">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758561</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cerran@@, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881814">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758560</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@konelet@@, tourism is a euphemism for committing crime in international waters.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881813">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758560</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_slapper@@, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881812">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758560</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@c_o_r_v_u_s@@, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881811">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758560</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@alans_land@@ voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal &quot;Access to Life-Saving Drugs&quot;".]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881810">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758559</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@celliwig@@ endorsed @@keshav_arihant@@.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881809">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758558</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@kelbadan@@ endorsed @@upper_pippet@@.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881808">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758557</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@xink37@@, the Small Council has more than a little influence.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881807">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758556</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_slapper@@, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881806">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758555</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@the_void-@@, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881805">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758555</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@mystris@@ lodged <a href="/region=the_north_pacific/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62162379#p62162379">a message</a> on the %%the_north_pacific%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881804">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758555</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@c_o_r_v_u_s@@, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881803">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758553</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@cricket_slapper@@, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881802">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758553</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@christholm@@, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881801">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758552</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[Following new legislation in @@kingdom_of_veridia@@, Leader has killer fashion sense.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>

<EVENT id="344881800">
<TIMESTAMP>1780758552</TIMESTAMP>
<TEXT><![CDATA[@@a_playstation_dreamscape@@ lodged <a href="/region=christians/page=display_region_rmb?postid=62162378#p62162378">a message</a> on the %%christians%% Regional Message Board.]]></TEXT>
</EVENT>
</HAPPENINGS>
</WORLD>
